The Ladies Man

Even at the ripe old age of three my son has a way with the ladies. This isn't new but it's getting worse. I remember going into Chick-Fil-A when he had just turned two and watching him play on the playground. A group of little girls no older then 7 came in and in less then 5 minutes they were all enthusiastically chasing my son around the play area. Like any man, he was completely oblivious. The phrases " Aww he's so cute!" were uttered quite frequently and I just sat back and laughed. This happens everywhere we go. And everywhere we go Kenny is unfazed at the attention he brings. I watched a friend's little girl one day who was just a little bit over one. Sometimes Kenny is a little aggressive with girls but Chloe is different. If she's eating a snack he feeds it to her, goldfish by goldfish. If she drops something he is immediately there to pick it up for her. He takes her by the hand and leads her to his toys, carefully puts her in his car and pushes her around. He is the definition of a little gentleman around Chloe. And Chloe returns the affection by rubbing his back or playing with his hair. They literally act like an old married couple around each other. So when we were visiting her and her family the other day it shouldn't have been a surprise when she was gently patting him on the back and we saw her hand going lower and lower. Finally she cupped his butt and squeezed it ever so gently.  Let me remind you she's still not two yet. And she knew EXACTLY what she was doing. I mean, don't we all girls? She executed her plan flawlessly and her parents and I about fell over with laughter. Meanwhile, Kenny was of course oblivious and continued to arrange the magnets on the refrigerator as if nothing had happened. I'm going to be in trouble when he reaches puberty...unless he stays completely oblivious. One can only hope.....