The Top 10 Things I Learned in September...

10. Some girls will play in the dirt, but boys pick it up in handfuls and smear it all over their body. Or just lay on the ground and roll in it.

9. Spiderman must be getting old because last month he could only hop on one foot, and now his webs only come out of one hand.
8. One day, Kenny will be a "grown-nut" ( grownup...duh)

7.Donuts help people grow up to be big....which is actually pretty true...just out and not up :).

6. Trees are mad, specifically green trees.

5. If you hear a man snoring you have to get in a rocket ship.

4. If you see my son with his finger up his nose he's not digging for boogers....he's digging for beans.

3. The only proper way to eat anything with cream cheese on it is to rub it all over your face ( see below)

2. No matter what  word you're trying to sound out it always begins with B. As in Buh-buh-buh rhinoceros.

1. You forget about your crappy day when your son calls you pretty.