Clippard, n. Afictional cartoon character adored by children everywhere. He is more widely known as Clifford the Big Red Dog.
Kangalow, Kang-a-low, n. A sweet ,orange colored fruit that is often found in fruit salad. " Mommy, can I meease have some kangalow before I watch Clippard?"
Knife, n. A man in shining armor who comes to rescue the princess in trouble. " MOMMY! I WILL PROTECT YOU!! I AM A KNIFE!!"
Linestein, n. A Disney cartoon that features smart kids...or something like that. I actually have no idea since we don't ever watch it. But they have a red rocket ship and are supposed to be teaching kids something.
Nackim, Nac-kim n. Something that is usually found at the dinner table to help clean ones hands, face, etc.. " Mommy, I made a mess. Can I mease have a nackim?"
Snow poke, n. A person who moves slowly, lags behind. " Come on Mommy, don't be a snow poke."
And remember, if you have problems pronouncing a word, Kenny will be more than happy to teach you the "proper" way to say it...
Mommy, let me teach you something. Say nac...
Me: Nac..
Him: Kim..
Me: Nackit.
Him: No Mommy. Try again. Nac...kim
Me: Nackim
Him: *Nods his head solemly*." That's right Mommy. Good.
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