A Bad Case of The Mondays

First off, Office Space is just brilliant, and I still want a red swingline stapler. If you have no idea what I'm talking about then you have to rent the movie. Soooo today started off with vomit. Nice, smelly, chunky vomit. I can handle just about anything this child has come with. A smelly diaper, a runny smelly diaper, being pooped and peed on.But I don't want to see, hear and especially smell vomit. Who does? But you do whatcha gotta do and you do it out of love. This poor child just can't seem to catch a break though. If it's not ear infections it's teething and since January he has battled something. I walk in his room to get him dressed and ready for daycare and the back of his head was just covered, along with every blanket and toy. I have no idea when it happened since he didn't make a peep all night. And he seemed happy enough. So I threw him in the bath, decided it might be a good idea to skip breakfast and managed to still get out the door mostly on time. I would have gladly stayed home with him but he wasn't running a fever and he acted like nothing had happened. I just wanted to put that in there so it doesn't seem like I'm contaminating every child in day care on purpose. Thankfully he got a good report today and I was told he was relatively happy. I managed to get to work with just 4 minutes to spare and it literally felt like I blinked and it was over. I work in insurance for the time being (it's a temp job)and the highlight of my day was when I get a call asking where our office is located. Anyone who knows me knows I can't give directions to save my life. That's why God invented gps. So I pass the woman to someone more capable of getting her there. Come to find out, the woman called from her car...which was sitting in our parking lot. Right next to the HUGE sign with our logo and name of the agent. Not to mention the sign on the door. Oh..and the company truck parked right next to her with a ginormous State Farm sticker. How she did not know that she was sitting in our parking lot is beyond me. She said she was confused because she thought for sure it was on the right side of the road, and we're on the left. I had to control my laughter as she walked in the door. She laughed it off and we tried to tell her not to worry....it happens all the time.

I'm hoping the rest of the week will fly by like today did. I'm also hoping I don't wake up to any more smelly surprises and with a happy healthy kid!

all snuggled up on the couch with mommy's favorite blanket :)