Sunday, April 25, 2010

"By The Beard of Zeus!"

"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." OMG.....I looooooove Will Ferrell. I can't tell you how many times I've seen Night of the Roxbury, or Anchorman, and The Ballad of Ricky Bobby....genius, pure genius.

Ok, so it's Monday again. And Monday's can go either way. I woke up without enough sleep but still ready to start my day. The kid woke up happy which is a miracle considering alot of mornings start off with screaming and gnashing of teeth. Everything was going swimmingly. I decided to wear a cute little dress I've had in my closet for my non bloated days and I was workin it. I was having one of those rare days where my hair and make-up was glorious,I had some killer shoes for my dress and I felt great. Get in the car, rollin down the road and I don't even get half a mile before I realize there was a reason I wasn't originally going to wear a dress today. I didn't shave. "Good Morning, this is Sarah, how can I help you shave...I mean SAVE on some insurance today?" I wanted so badly to turn around and go back to change but I was already running late. I was mortified at the thought of my chewbacca legs being the topic for discussion all day with the four guys in the office. They weren't THAT hairy but it was noticeable. I managed to avoid most of them and stayed at my desk most of the day. I did catch one of them looking down and I had to bite my tongue to keep from screaming "YES I FORGOT TO SHAVE TODAY!" Oh well....at least I remembered deodorant. But the highlight of my day was when Kenny and I got home and he picked me some flowers :), and being the sentimental mother I am I'll probably keep them until he's 40...or forever.

What a sweetheart!!

This is him having free reign of the house. Why yes, that is a vacuum hose in his mouth....no, I don't know why. I just take pictures to laugh at hysterically and ones he will be sure to hate me for later in life.

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